April Fool's Day Coffee...or whatever you drink

Good Morning Wonderful People.  Happy April Fool's day! No Coffee for me but I am sitting here at work sipping on my Chocolate Protein Shake.  Can you say Yummy?  I can't!

Here is a Joke to start your day off with a Chuckle

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store

laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's

no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.



The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and

once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of

the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?



So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him

to see where he goes."



Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts

cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the

guy.



About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.

"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.



The clerk replies "Your house."



Have a GREAT DAY Everyone

WOKKA WOKKA Happy CoffeeDay!  Hope noone get fooled today!! Off to work soon....blah SHannon

Hey Shannon, I thought you and RAndy would enjoy this story: so, yesterday morning, I am in front of the mirror and I say 'hey, these pants are pretty baggy, especially in the front', so i just wear them to work anyway, and I decide to look at the tag to see what size they are AND THE TAG SAID MOTHERHOOD MATERNITY!!!!!  Oh yeah, all the denying of pregnancy and i am walking around in maternity pants, geez...

Brat

LOL That is a good one...
Nuttin to drink yet... But I JUST woke up like 20 minutes ago... here is another one for ya...

**Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural Texas on the opening day of deer season. They both saw a trophy-class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer was long gone.

The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing such compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are a great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the world!"

The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, it's the least I could do. We were married for 42 years."

How is the Guy trying to take the coffee post away from us? It's not me.... Anyway Good Morning Everyone , You to Shannon...

Awwww thanks for singling me out...I feel "special"  LOL Yeah whats up with the other coffee guy- he isnt from MI..LOL He usually posts these on main and mens board..... Take care and be careful out if you are wearing a skirt- windy as all heck!! Shannon

I honestly thought that was KP making an April Fool's joke.  Seriously, to pop in out of nowhere just seems odd.   Plus, we all know Shannon is bourgeois.

Who u callin middle class?  I am trailer trash...

Perhaps my meaning was lost...I meant to convey that you are "of the people".  You may carry a Prada bag, but you acclimate yourself with those of us who are not in your class or move in your social circle. In the future I will not be as quick to point out the obvious Plus, it's fun when people give you s@#t.  Hahaha.  Quit making eveyrone mad.