The Prostitutes Got Deleted???????

On my way to work I passed a nursing home there were 6 old ladies laying naked in the front yard.On my way home they were still there,I went in and asked the director if she knew there were 6 old naked ladies in the yard.She said yes,they were ex prostitues having a yard sale!

yeah said you deleted it???

I didn't know I did until I came back online a little while ago and saw it was deleted.

LOL

Good Morning U.P.!!!  That was toooo funny, I had to email it to some friends who have a sense of humor!!!!!

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have intercourse when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for intercourse." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

That was great.