a new diet

>> I thought this was funny!! > > > Subject: Diet Story > > > > > > I have a Golden retriever. I was buying a large > > bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check > > out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!) > > > > On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a > > dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. > > Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last > > time, but that I'd lost 50 > > pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out > > of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. > > > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet > > and that the way that it works is to load your pants > > pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or > > two every time you feel hungry and that the food is > > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it > > again. (I have to mention here that practically > > everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my > > story.) > > > > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive > > care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a > > curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. > > > > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a > > heart attack, he was laughing so hard! > > > > > >

Thanks I needed a good laugh today!! ~Molly~

You are so so so funny.  You must be a witty one, huh!  That made my day, I am still launging.  :) Patti

That is too cute and funny. I would have loved to see that lady's face after you told her that.