whats gonna happen tomorrow at my 2 week post op appt?
You're gonna get on the scale, see that you lost a bunch of weight, get real excited, hug the person next to you, fart, hug your doctor, answer some questions, lie about the amount of water you've been drinking, feel real good that you did the surgery, fart when they leave the room, get embarrassed when they come right back in, get your cuts looked at, do a little dance out in the parking lot, make plans to get busy with your significant other because they gave you the go ahead, stop on the way home and have cottage cheese, fart a little more.
Just guessing.
kp
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