Christmas Cheer.....(just a little funny)
WARNING: This post is meant in jest and not to offend anyone. I'm a christian and I find it funny but if you don't, then please accept my apologies & just move on.
What do you think would have happened if the three wise men were women?
First of all, they would have stopped to ask for directions on the way
... therefore they would have arrived on time and NOT 6 days late
... they would have taught Mary the Lamaze breathing method
... they would have cleaned up the stable afterwards
... they would have prepared a nice fondue for everyone
... and they would have brought gifts that were useful for a baby.
And what do you think they would have talked about on their way home?
... did you see the sandals she was wearing? They didn't even match her dress!
... I just can't get over the fact that they actually keep animals INSIDE their house!
... yeah well I heard that Joseph is out of work these days and they had to apply for benefits
... that baby doesn't look one little bit like Joseph
... virgin my eye!
Remember folks, it's just a joke ....
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