Jay meets Bologna Slicer
Jays gettin trimmed in the am. We'll be thinking of you, Rabbi. We can't sign your SX page so this will have to do.
Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain"
When your climbin on the table,
Be thankful that he's able
To trim away the skin
(whistle)
It's a size change that yer gittin
And your jeans they'll be fittin
'cause soon you will thin
I know you may be frightened
when the abs get tightened
It's really gonna smart
(whistle)
A six pack you'll be sportin
when you go a courtin
too bad you smell like a fart
It's late. I'm tanked
See you in the funny papers.
kp