INSANITY

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Die****er whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... It's Called Therapy!

This is great Judy. I just sent it to everyone in my address book. Thank you for making my day lol. God bless, Annette

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GREAT....I ASKED AT WORK IF THEY COULD ORDER SOME DIE****ER FOR THE POP MACHINE....YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON THE BOSSES FACE...PRICELESS!!!! HUGS JUDY

I'm afraid some of those might get me in trouble but I love the one about the decaffeinated coffee. I might have to try that just to calm some people down. I always say my order is "to go" when I go through the drive through, it usually gets met with a "huh?"

OH YEAH TRY THE DECAF COFFEE....IT WILL BE A RIOT...

At Walmart I did the background vocals to "Midnight Train To Georgie" with choreography once. The security people came out. I was in the underwear section and when they stopped me a lady poked her head around the rack and came to my aid saying, "Oh no,,, that boy is realll good." kp

KP I AM AFRAID TO ASK WHAT THE BACKGROUND VOCALS WERE....

I like #19, that's my favorite one. Thanks for the laugh Judy. Carey

GLAD YOU LIKED THIS ONE....HAVE FUN WITH IT...HUGS JUDY