Petal's Daily Funny for 9/19/06

In honour of 'talk like a pirate day' --------------------------------------------------- A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his zipper. The bartender say to the pirate, "Hey man, you got a steering wheel stuck in your zipper." The pirate responds, "Arrgh! And it's drivin' me nuts!"

Funny!

Cracks me up! Thanks for the chuckle.