HARVEY AND GLADYS

Judy G.
on 8/28/06 12:53 pm - Galion, OH

RNY on 10/17/06

Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Harvey, "she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenburg!" She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself." Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." He never heard the shot.

Connie H.
on 8/28/06 1:15 pm - Mayville, MI

Judy, your a hoot! Connie

Judy G.
on 8/29/06 1:07 am - Galion, OH

RNY on 10/17/06

THANKS!!! JUDY

Theresa W.
on 8/28/06 1:36 pm - Northern Lower, MI

RNY on 12/01/03

Too funny!!!! Theresa

Judy G.
on 8/29/06 1:09 am - Galion, OH

RNY on 10/17/06

GLAD I CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH...JUDY

Teri D.
on 8/28/06 11:30 pm - Dowagiac, MI

RNY on 06/14/06

that was too funny! thanks, needed that this morn!! teri

Judy G.
on 8/29/06 1:13 am - Galion, OH

RNY on 10/17/06

Glad I could help....Hugs Judy

phyllis gilbert
on 8/29/06 12:02 am - frankenmuth, MI

RNY on 06/14/06

Judy, TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for Sharing. Phyllis Gilbert

Judy G.
on 8/29/06 1:14 am - Galion, OH

RNY on 10/17/06

Anytime....Hugs Judy

cval
on 8/29/06 1:49 am - MI

RNY on 09/05/06

Judy, Judy, Judy, what would we do with out you..................... so funny