Manly Men of WLS
Out comes the ole green eye, I see.
Don't hate us women who sit and pee.
This sacred place you have for "Just Men"
It's an evil place and full of sin.
You burp, fart and talk your smack
For the one who wreaks most gets your plaque
You make no room on your boat for us goats,
But that's ok, we all know it's a hoax.
You like this manly place you call yours
So up the river with you, with no oars.
All these words are said from the heart
To the man we know with flatulent farts.