for gas
Gas - one of my favorite subjects.
Linda knows the drill - walk and move it around to the nearest opening and let r rip. Gas Ex, Phazime and walking. Figure out what caused the gas and see if you can curb that a little. The more you chew the less you will have also.
But then again gas is one of my few enjoyable happenings and I believe as a GAP it is our responsibility to educate the normals on gas and GAP. Don't be shy, let'm fly.
I was gone all day for band camp and when I came home I decorated the house with a tapestry finely woven rectal recitals.
I am told I was missed until then.
kp