Exciting KP news!

My lovely wife and I were at KP's house this evening. Without him knowing, I secretly snuck in a micro-tape recorder. KP was in rare form, shooting off dozens of AK-47 style farts. I was able to record these blasts and will be sending them to the International Farting Hall of Fame for their review. I can asuure you he is a "shoe-ine" for this honor. He was blasting them so much, his dog Dusty had watery eyes and hid for cover. Lucky enough for me, I was having nasal problems and couldn't smell anything. It sounded like July 4th in his living room. I am SO jealous and was humbled by his ability to produce bombs that would wipe out the Middle East. I believe Israel should hire him to take care of Lebanon. Jon

LOL Jon. But in Kevin's defense IS NOTHING SACRED?

In some twisted way, I believe Kevin will be very pleased with your ingenuity and give you the full go-ahead to submit it! Mmmmm....wonder what THAT trophy will look like????!!!!! Good one, Jon! Hugs, Theresa

The sad part is as he is leaving for the evening, Jon manages to "squeeze" off a very weak volley at the base of my drive to which I offer a counter measure that shook the trees. It was an eight stepper with good modulation reminiscent of a Ferrari with a Borla Exhaust. kp

You made my blush. Thanks for dinner. Sorry for the nasal spanking. kp

You know, we should all be thankful that this was posted, and shared. Humor- they say, is the best medicine. And laughing is good for the soul too. So FART ALL YOU WANT KP!!! I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL MAKE MORE!!!

STANDING OVATION!!!!! You made me spit my water all over the keyboard.... I haven't like this in ages!!! You guys and your "farts" just crack me up!!! Humor is always alot of fun....keep up the good work!!! gas attack...cover the noses!!!

Oh my gosh - I laughed and laughed. You'll have to invite me to your next competition, as I'm due to have the duodenal switch this Wednesday, and I heard this produces the farts to end all farts. Julie

Are you serious???? The DS is the one for the worst farts??? Its worse than the RNY??? OMG....I can see it all now...farting contests....

i am sorry but i feel all this talk of flatus and the like distasteful and sophomoric. have these children nothing else to occupy there minds? usta