ANY ONE EVER TRY THIS

Purina Diet: I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and Ivs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

OMG...how funny. Never tried any here... I only have cats

I love "handling" people who ask obvious questions. That was great!

Almost want to say "Here's Your Sign....."

ROFL Judy! OMG....I just passed that one along to my DF.

Glad that you liked it!! I do come across some good ones....

Judy, That was hilarious. One of those moments when you start laughing and there is no one around to share it with you. Thanks for the huge smile. Definetly a here's your sign moment!

I can relate to that....I was in a card shop all by myself one day...I was reading cards and I came across one that was so funny I was trying not to laugh out loud...well you know how you get doing that....the more you try to stiffle it the harder you laugh!!! I had tears rolling down my cheeks and the clerk comes over to me and says here is a tissue...and don't be embarrassed...it happens all the time in here!!! Hugs Judy

You have won my heart. What a wonderfully smartastic thing for you to say. I will go to sleep tonight content in the thought that smartassery is alive and well and I no longer have to carry the torch alone. Thank you. kp

Uh oh. I let the ct out of the bag. Now usta knows who has his computer. kp