"THE KNOB"
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The
Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can
be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new
face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the
woman kept tightening the knob, and the effects were wonderful and the
woman remained young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've
had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But
now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
"Well," She said, "I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.
Made my day, thanks!
Kim 
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