Goofy 5 for Wednesday

I'm in a goofy mood. Not sure why. Perhaps it 's for no reason at all! So, with that in mind, I have created a really - really GOOFY 5 for Wednesday for everyone. Hope it makes you laugh or smile today!!!!!!!!!! 1. Where are you ticklish the most? 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? Ok, here's mine: 1. Where are you ticklish the most? On my back, the lower part near my waist. No one can touch it. 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? I think there's crumbs...probably from last winter! 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? White and two days ago! 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? 7,250 (I dont know! I don't have kids I got nieces and nephews and friends with kids) 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? Liver. Because I don't eat internal organs of anything. And, it stinks.

..1. Where are you ticklish the most? My feet 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? Not spotless, but not any burnt stuff either, of course I don't bake often. 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? My color is bone, and I clean it once a week (due today) 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? I would have to say 6 times a day for 3 years = 6,570 diapers. 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? I love all foods, can't think of any that I would gag on. I love sushi, and I do eat liver, and spinach.

1. Where are you ticklish the most? ALL over... up-to and including the back of my knees and my TUSH! 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? Crumbs.. when they catch on fire the smoke alarm goes off and I know dinner is done. 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? white. And Ms. Irene cleaned them last Thursday when she was here. I think I might of spot cleaned on a month or so ago my self.. YES KP I am a BRAT! 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? I have 3 kids, all my friend have kids.. my brothers will eventually have kids.. I would say I am 1.5 million right now and counting.. NO really I SWARE by that number.. I am the McDonald's of diapers! 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? Slim Fast makes me gag... I got sick once on it and sine then I will not touch it! UGH

1. Where are you ticklish the most? I was tormented as a child by family member tickeling me, so I've taught myself NOT to be ticklish - Really, it's just a mind set. 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? Mine's spotless clean.... but I can't take the credit for it, I'm allergic to most types of cleaners and since oven cleaner is aerosol, my husband has that duty - until death do us part!! 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? Mine is a rusty brown. We have HARD water, and although the toilets get cleaned once or twice a week, they are always brownish in color. 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? You've got to be joking me!!!!!! I wouldn't even know HOW to figure that one out. But I'll tell you I had six children, so let's say they averaged 5 diapers a day (cuz infants use more diapers per day then toddlers) so..... 362 days * 5 diapers = 1810 diapers per child per year 1810 * 3 yrs = 5430 diaper per child * 6 children = 32,580 ........ but (pardon the pun)........ I didn't always change them, probably 90% of the time though so that'd be 29,322!!!!!! ...........AND............ I have neices and nephews and lots of friends that I've babysat for and helped take care of their children in the last 20 + years as well. So, my educated guess here is 40,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? Cooked Cabage!!!! UGH - It's one of my husbands favorite foods, but just the smell of it cooking makes me sick every time.

1. Where are you ticklish the most? I have to be in the mood to be tickled but when I am, I would have to say the back of my knees 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? Most of the time it is spotless. When there is a drip I clean it up right away. I have a very senstive sense of smell and I can't stand the smell of burning crumbs or drips. 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? I have two white toilets, one was cleaned Friday and the other was cleaned about a week ago, Wednesday I think (DH did that one) 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? I would have to say millions and millions. Between all the babysitting I did when I was a teen, plus my sister had 4 kids that I watched a lot, then my friends have kids that I have watched and I have six kids of my own and counting down the days until the last one is potty trained (he is 2). At about 6 - 8 changes a day that is ALOT of diapers. 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? There are a lot of foods that make me gag. I am a pretty picky eater. Shawn M.

1. Where are you ticklish the most? On my rib area 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? Its clean..not spotless but clean 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? White and two days ago! 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? I would say about 40,000 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? Liver. And, it stinks.

1. Where are you ticklish the most? Depends on my mood 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? It's pretty clean, I don't use it much since surgery. 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? 3 white ones & they are cleaned usually every day. 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? I wouldn't even guess. I had 4 kids & now have 14 grandchildren. (13 girls) 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? Liver & onions. I used to make it for hubby, but can' stand the smell!

1. Where are you ticklish the most? On my upper, inner thigh...but I only let one person tickle me there...LOL!! 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? It's pretty clean, but not spotless. It's self cleaning, so it's usually pretty clean. 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? We just remodeled our downstairs bathroom and the color of that toilet was called (by our realtor) "*****" pink...LOL! The whole bathroom was that color, but now the toilet is biscuit and the tile is slate in earth tones. The upstairs bathroom hasn't been done....yet. It's olive green...the walls, the tub and shower, and the toilet. 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? Too many, even though I don't have any kids myself. I have 2 nieces and 4 nephews. 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? ABSOLUTELY HATE LIVER...it stinks and tastes terrible. I can't imagine how anyone can eat it....my sister does...ewwwwwww!

1. Where are you ticklish the most? On my feet! 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? kind of a little of both! There are some crumbs and stains I have not scrubbed off yet because I just had surgery. It will be cleaned off soon though! 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? White it was cleaned on the 16th because I wanted a clean toilet to throw up in if I came home from the hospital sick. LOL. 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE???. I would say probable 8,000. 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? Wow I can think of a few. Venison. I love deer and would love to raise them so the thought of eating them makes me gag. LOL Calamari who wants to eat squid. YUCK! Liver is a good one too. GROSS!!!!

1. Where are you ticklish the most? On my lower back and side. The slightewst touch makes me squirm, especially if i am sleeping 2. In your oven is there a pile of crumbs and burnt stuff that you have neglected to clean....OR is it spotless? Definitely needs cleaning, but hard for me to do with the fumes and my asthma. 3. What color toilet do you have, and when is the last time it was cleaned? It is white and was cleaned today!!! 4. Approximate guess-- HOW MANY DIAPERS HAVE YOU CHANGED IN YOUR LIFE??? OMG, I owned a daycare for 22 yrs....I am sure it is thousands!!! 5. What food item out there on the planet simply makes you gag? And why does it? No way would I ever eat Octupus...