Who farted?

Me! kp

Hi Kevin, I have a question about farting . Does everyone that has WLS have gas as bad as you? or is it from having the micropouch? or is it that everyones system is different?. I have a friend that had the DS and she has very bad gas also. I know it sounds like a stupid question but I am just curious. Tammy

Well, I can't speak for the ladies but after being around some of the gentlemen (not really a fitting term considering the topic) That would be a resounding yes. The women have expressed their abilities verbaly only but I have no reason to doubt them. kp

Me too, but I had to eat cheap canned chili with beans to do it. I gotta say, I can't entetain myself nearly as well as I could in the bad old days. Why I remember more than one music festival where I was chased out of my tent by barking spiders. And here I was all prepared with Gasex pills and strips and that Devcom stuff and nada. And son't get me started about the lack of good burps these days. That old stomach reverberated ever so much better than the sustainless pouch. But other than that, it's all good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ooops. kp

Now theres the kp we know and love! Stinky or not your still a hottie! Wendy

I admit it, it was me! I was having some Russell Stover Toffee Squares, so at least it was sweet smelling!!!

You are in rare form today, mister!! I'm not nearly as bad if I'm eating right. But wow, give me any type of sugar or carbs, then WATCH OUT!!! Mike always knows if I've been into something I shouldn't!!

RUN...RUN FOR FRESH AIR!!!! KEVIN FARTED!!!! You crack me up KP!!!! Hugs Judy

how common among the human species to fart. the world wide web describes a "fart" as: What is a fart and why does it smell? Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt? Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney? This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart. A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus. The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs. A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence. The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese. Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!! Did you know? * On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day. * Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males. * Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most. * People fart the most in their sleep. * Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable. Website credit: http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/fart.asp there you go KP