Belgum Waffles, Water Ballons and a tire pump....

Last night as I got out of the , I just happened to look in the mirror sideways and to my saw that TWO belgum waffles were hanging between my chest and belly button!! I mean, I had seen my boobs from the front and they didn't look that great, but this was enuff to almost make me !! To make matters worse, when I went to bed last night, I looked like I had TWO water ballons, partially filled, hanging on either side of my chest. I think my nipples were somewhere at an 80 degree angle. My ten year old niece probablly has more than me sticking out than I do!! I gotta have them fixed - ASAP. The tummy tuck will just have to wait. It's too bad that I just can't hook them up to a tire pump and make them look full again!! I just want to look

Hey I know how you are feelin over there in pancake boob land I say that the boob fairy came during the night and took mine away, thank God she was feeling generous and took 200 pounds of fat with her in the process I guess I have a different attitude about the plastic surgery, sure it would be nice to have a flat stomach again, to have perky boobs, and legs that don't look like the local sharpei puppy, but I am not made of money, I have not found a tree to grow that stuff yet!! and I can tell anyone looking at me "Don't like what you see?, then you can imagine how I must feel lookin at you!!!" That has shut up more than one smart-ars in their day. You will get to be that momma you wanna be...just give it some time. Jill

I know what you mean about the money - I'm on disability and only get $586.00 a MONTH !! I'm hoping that my dad will hit the Mega Millions (or the Powerball when he's traveling thru KY) and I get 1/5th of whatever!! I guess I'm starting to think about these things NOW, and not when I lose another 15 lbs or so to be at the century mark....I started out at 235 lbs and a 48DD and now I'm at 147 lbs and a 38C.... I really don't see grandma's apron or her batwings - just the two tube socks with tennis balls in them.... Oh, and I should clarify - my niece's little boobs stick out more when she's standing when mine do when I'm laying down

I know exactly what you mean! I could not stand it. I had plastic surgery in December. I had a tummy tuck and breast lift. I can't believe the differnce it has made in how I look and feel about myself. I found a wonderful plastic surgeon!!!!! His name is Dr. Vincent DiNick 800/282-0066. He is out of the Barix Clinics in Ypsilanti and has a private practice in Southfield - Providence Hosital. No regrets - I would do it again in a heartbeat! Take care, Carey