Manly yes, intelligent no

The dumb part is not using the bathtub. The dumb part, you moron, is fixing a flat tire when you have 2 large incisions, 2 drains and NO brains!!!!! I TOLD you to take it easy. Looks like I AM going to have to drive back up to Oxford and tie you to your lounge chair. What the hell are you doing? Are you TRYING to screw up your surgery???? Don't you have AAA or any other means than doing it yourself? I AM going to kick your butt!!!! Then I'm gonna eat 2 large bowls of broccoli and give you a continual gastric blowout that will knock you unconscious so you'll stop doing stuff around your house until you heal. Right, you didn't lift the tire. I suppose the tire fairy floated up the stairs and into your bathtub? Jon

I will spray you with my JP drains. You are no match for me man of little flatulence. I have the POWER!!! kp

NOT FAIR! You made me laugh so hard I thought my staples would POP OPEN!!! After Jon is done kicking your hiney, I may be next in line. My DH used the vacuum to pick up grass clippings that blew onto the front porch. I think every so often those "manly" brain cells over heat....

That was a good idea to use the vacuum. I can see that working well. You wouldn't want grass clippings in the house. kp

You boys play nice or you'll both be in line for a whippin'! You would be running for your life if I were Terri! Good think you cleaned it up, or you definately would not be here to tell about it! Next time, show your son how to delegate and have him take it to a garage to be fixed! Hugs, Theresa P.S. Be careful!

Many years ago, I was coming back from an interview when I got a flat tire. I was in a dress and the car was a 1973 Plymouth Fury III (aka big boat). I got out the jack, unscrewed the lugnuts and had the car jacked up when a man stopped and offered to help. I appreciated that but I realize that men like this are far and few these days, and you have to worry about violence and stuff. I now carry a can of fix-a-flat. I thank God that I had a Dad who taught me the basics - like bondoing a car and sanding it to paint it!! I learned to change sparkplugs, put in fluids and stuff like that.

ummm, why is this wrong? the tire can't be any dirtier than a little kid and they take baths right? isn't that why sponges and bath cleaners were invented? you just forgot to teach your son the "manly" part about cleaning the tub and hiding all the evidence before the boss, er i mean the wife, got home.

Connie says things that make you go Hmmmmmmm,, There is a pic of a guy who went from fat gut to thin guy and then to a dog....... That's a hmmmmmm moment if ever there was one. Now, manly is telling her to clean it up. Do you think that happened? kp

Things that make you go ..... hmmmmmm!

See, now if you were a folk-type musician you could just write a song about the tire. Or you could write a bluegrass breakdown. Or a rock-n-roller, you wouldn't have a truck because of all the DUIs. But no, you manly band and symphony guys.... I presume you let just about anybody rag on you?