Drunken call f/ Laurie's party

Jon's had too much to drink. He's playing spin the sugar pack with the other children and just called to let me know I am no longer his girlfriend? Good Lord,, someone go put a stop to that madness. I heard someone shout, "Take it all off, Paul!!" I'm very frightened. kp

UMMMM....Don't bend over???

Jon's gonna kill you when he reads this!!! But it sure was funny!

I'm telling you, they've lost their minds. Debauchery!!! A drunken free-for-all! I think I heard someone open up a can of pop. kp

Oh nooooooo! Not that!!!!

I could see the sound of a blender making some sort of slushies....but POP???? Are you absolutely sure it was pop and not champagne or possibly beer? And what is Jon thinking dumping you as his girlfriend? Do you still respect him this morning? On a side note....sending you an email! I wonder how many will come if I have a pool party?

We have got to do something with that guy! He is just way to out of control! And "POP" of all the things!!!!!!

Kevin, if you would have been there, none of this would have happened!!

Sorry Kev us pre tummy tuck people decided to have a contest "who has the biggest scar" which was fine until Jon decided to started "who`s got the most skin hanging " it degenerated quickly.. Next thing you know there opening pops, spreading Cheez Wiz on nonwhole wheat crackers, and talking about eating dare I say it Cheese Cake and Ice Cream !!! You were right to be scared Jon is still trying to recuperate from what he experienced.. Paul

It was unholy. I will give you all absolution. Say twenty Hail Marys and eat a S/f communion wafer. He made a pilgrimage to my house last evening and I surrounded him and his bride, Rhonda, in a loving envelope of bariatric gasses. BTW - You look FANTASTIC!!!!!!!! kp