5 for 3/06/2005

Thought I'd take a STAB.... maybe lighten things up around here... OR I'll make matters worse who knows.... 1. If you could have any super hero power, which one would you choose and why? 2. What toy do you wish you could own but just can't afford right now? 3. What is your most unusual nighttime or morning ritual? 4. What is the one thing you'd most like to change about the world? 5. For $12,500, would you take a bite out of the urinal puck? 1. If you could have any super hero power, which one would you choose and why? Invisability, I've always wanted to be the "fly on the wall" and here EVERYTHIGN that is being said!!!!! 2. What toy do you wish you could own but just can't afford right now? Boobs that stand at ATTENTION! 3. What is your most unusual nighttime or morning ritual? I can't think of anything unusual.. but I can't sleep with my hair down, I have to sleep with it pulled up, or pulled back. 4. What is the one thing you'd most like to change about the world? AIDS, I would rid the world of AIDS. I've seen a family member and friend die of AIDS and I would never wi**** on anyone. I know there are 100s of other horrible things out there.. but AIDS is the one I chose right now to RID the world of. 5. For $12,500, would you take a bite out of the urinal puck? No but for $15,000 I might... then I could afford those new toys I talked about above!!!!! BONUS QUESTION: Boxers or Briefs? ANYTHIGN that will STAY UP at this point! Have fun children...... Erin

1. If you could have any super hero power, which one would you choose and why? OK, this is just taking too much thought for my little brain. I'm skipping this question. 2. What toy do you wish you could own but just can't afford right now? Well, it's not really a "toy" but it's what I'd like and can't afford - CLOTHES!!! Clothes in many colors and styles!!! Like someone call "What Not To Wear" I want a $5,000 gift card to spend!!!!! 3. What is your most unusual nighttime or morning ritual? I get dressed (no shower) take the kids to school, work out and then take a shower at the Rec Center. Our water bill is $100 a MONTH!!! So anywhere I can save some water I'm doing it!! Oh yes, you'll also find my kids swimming at the Rec Center 2 - 3 times a week so we can all get free showers. 4. What is the one thing you'd most like to change about the world? I would get rid of the worlds fastest spreading and most deadly disease - MEANNESS!!!!!!!!!!! People are so mean nowdays. Everyone's angry, short tempered, and rude to people around them. Why can't we all just play nice?! 5. For $12,500, would you take a bite out of the urinal puck? UH, how do I put this?? areyououtofyoureverlovinmind???????????? Heck NO. Not for $100,000 Not for $500,000!!!!!!!! Bonus Question: I've switched to midrise jeans as it helps my hernia pain a lot!!! So, in that process I've also had to switch from traditional brief underwear to more of a bikini style...... but not now, not ever.... no, no, no. I'll NOT wear butt floss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heeehee Laurie

what if you kill someone to save two other lives? do you still instantly die? or would it be fair to turn me into a killer (i pay taxes) by taking the lives of that couple? not to argue but i also with things were "more fair", unfortunately it's such an objective condition.

1. If you could have any super hero power, which one would you choose and why? Laser beam eyes. I have some clarinets that need to be disposed of and if I could zap them during a rehearsal,,,,,,, COOL!!!! 2. What toy do you wish you could own but just can't afford right now? I'm all set. 3. What is your most unusual nighttime or morning ritual? They're all pretty much run of the mill. I'm always getting ready for something. Maybe more attention to detail in my looks in the am. 4. What is the one thing you'd most like to change about the world? I would put everyone that was killed on September 11th back and eliminate those responsible. 5. For $12,500, would you take a bite out of the urinal puck? Somebody's always ******g on my parade anyway. NO!!!!!! kp

""I would put everyone that was killed on September 11th back and eliminate those responsible."" hey goy, weren't the terrorists responsible also killed on September 11th? and what about people who were killed in ways that had nothing to do with the terrorist activities that took place that day? and what about people who were brutally killed on Sept 12th or Sept 10th? EH?! what about them? Or hey, what about people who were killed on September 11th but would've died soon after from other causes? put them back too? the goat gets it. er, i mean i'll pray for you.

But if I get them back, they can die on my terms. Death by clarinet. Thanks Achmed. kp @ Goy

he's achmed, i'm kvetch.

Hold on meshuggana. Your yiddish is making me skittish. BTW you need Mel back in your pic. She makes a tough pill to swallow easier by virtue of her beauty. Just kidding. kp @ goal

he's achmed, i'm kvetch. translation: he's Starsky, I'M Hutch. also 'kvetch' means to complain. ask Mel, it's my middle name.

But if I get them back, they can die on my terms. Death by clarinet. Thanks Achmed. kp @ Goy