JOKE FOR MY FELLOW MANLY MEN
One day a man and his wife were sitting in the local McDonalds eating when they noticed a man in a drunken stupor sitting a few booths over. Seeing that his wife kept staring at this man he said:
" I notice you keep staring at that man". "Do you know him?"
"Yes", says his wife.
"He is my ex husband, and he has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"Amazing says the husband!"
"I did'nt know anyone could celebrate that long!"