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http://www.under-tec.com/work.php We now have taken all the fun out of being a bariatric. kp @ goal

That's great!!! Laurie

Is this a joke, Kev, or is this for real???

It's real. kp @ goal

How in the world did you ever find such a hilarious web site??? I especially like the phrase about the "exit hole"! I laughed out loud at work and got a few looks. The smell is my only revenge sometimes. I will never purchase these!!! Thank-you very much!

All it needs is a silencer. kp @ goal

Hey Director, That's lovely. Is there a choice of colors? It's nice to see you. You should hang out more often. God bless you, Annette

Nice to be seen. I'm a little too gruff so I hit and run anymore. I was gonna call you and check up on you. How have you been? kp @ goal

Hi Kevin: Too funny! Corporate America apparently has a hard time saying smelly fart. Anyways...this is slightly OT and certainly won't help you with "malodorous flatus" but might be funny to check out just for kicks. Try www.manties.com They are panties for men! How's that for equal opportunity. Maria W.

Good Lord. If I every find the need to wear women's underwear or women's anything for that matter outside of playing in the band in Caberet, my brother has orders to shoot me. I swear I almost puked. Lacey panties for men. Maybe I'll go watch Brokeback Mountain. kp @ goal