Just a funny

Hi all. I hardly recognize any of the names anymore. I do lurk from time to time, but don't post much anymore. I thought I would share a funny with everyone. Here goes! If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough ? If OUGH can stand for O as in Dough ? If PHTH can stand for T as in Phthisis ? If EIGH can stand for A as in Neighbor ? If TTE can stand for T as in Gazette ? If EAU can stand for O as in Plateau ? Then the right way to spell POTATO should be: "GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU"