I"M NOT constapated... BUT!!

ok, If you don't already think i'm weird, this might just make it certain.  I have had a poopie problem for years, and I mean years.  did I say years???  I remember being 20 years old and having a poop once a week (NOT even impressive)  but then, I discovered stool softners. (years later) I also tried laxatives.  WOW< quite a difference.  so... I am sharing alot, but what the hell.  I can poop once a day, but very little.  so I take a stool softner probaly once every 3 days, I did, take one every day for a while and it was great, but i dont want to be dependent. so If I feel i'm a little boated and having small poopies hell I take one or two.  this morning I took 2, hadn't done that in "MONTHS"  omg,  I am so happy, I feel wonderful, didn't poop in my pants, so, if your all having Poopie problems and need help, dont' feel like your doing drugs, man, do it, it's the best invention since FaceBook.... Have a great day. and enjoy a poop once in a while... hehehe

You crack me up!  I'm SOOO glad you are feeling better!

Where else but here can we talk about poop?

I've been on stool softeners (2x/day) since surgery!  Since I've been having to take the vicodin at night, I've found I have to add a laxative a couple of times a week, just to feel "better".  I've also added some probiotics to the mix and I STILL am sure to get plenty of water in too!  Not sure if it will hel*****t, but this pain medicine has got me all whacked out!  Can't wait until I don't have to take it anymore!  (Well, I guess I don't HAVE to take it, but it sure makes it easier to sleep  without the pain!!!!!)

So.........YEAH............stool softeners are a GOOD thing!!!!!!!!!!  ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to take stool softners, now I just take two five hundred milligrams of magnesium every day and that does the trick for me.