WARNING... Dirty joke

A man and a woman were driving down  the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the  woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed  it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and  his 6-year-old
Daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her  father
When all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield,  stuck for a moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked  her father, 'Daddy, what the
Heck was that?'

Shocked, but not  wanting to expose his little girl to
Anything sexual at such a young  age, the father replied, 'It
Was only a bug,  Honey.'

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face,  and after a moment said..
'Sure had a big dick, didn't  it?'    
   

That was pretty funny.  Men, they think their little girls are angels forever... if they only knew!

LOL