Oh no! Not another fart post!!!!

OK......where is the most embarrassing place you've ever let one go? Hmmmm? Inquiring minds want to know.......

for me it was one time at Acadia national park - it echoed.....

um, I guess it would be one time, at band camp...nono, hold on.  we had company and we were sitting around the living room talking and I was a little crampy, I leaned over to grab my drink and someone said something funny and i farted so loud adn the wooden chair made it sound like an explosion.  we all laughed so hard, OMG, it was one of those laughs you just can't stop,

Of course the only place where they get excited about passing gas is in the hospital.

I had emergency surgery for a interstinal blockage last week. The nurses, surgeon all want to know- "have you passed gass yet?"   no, not yet.

Dear McBrook visited me both Wednesday and Thursday evenings. My goodbye as she's leaving one evening was the fart heard round the world.  I told Patti she better not post that here.          

Yup- I'm passing gas.

OMG!!!!!!  I am laughing too hard!!!!!  

I actually had one slip out while at a patient's house one time........luckily it was silent and NOT deadly!   I'm probably the only one that knew........but I was STILL embarrassed!

I  didn't post it  here either  Emily   you did lol!!!!!


i guess one i did on a public toilet and the  girl in the next stall was  a teenager and laughed and laughed

now we know why we dont want to let them go in public lol

I would have to say at Church. Thank goodness there were little ones around who were still in diapers haha

You will die when I tell you this. It happened just this week. In my lab I have a very handsome man that sit next to me. He has eagle hearing as I play music and keep it really low and he can hear it. I mean I can barely hear it how can he? Anyway, I had to release a little so controlled a little bit. No sound at all. I was impressed with that. Then a little more and a little more. No smell or anything! Well, get this. Where did the air go? Ever hear of a tuppy fart? Well it's when air gets in the Vajaja!!!! Now you know what I mean. Anyway, I went to get up and it all came roaring out. OMG I thought I'd die! I started opening doors and banging around to camoflauge the noise. No hiding what I just did. I totally ignore the sound and went about my business and he didn't say a word or even giggle. I know he had to hear me. I was mortified!

Have you ever farted and had you ass slam shut and you swear someone just spanked you? LOL!!!!!! Yup, it's happened to me. Quick burst and slams shut!

Oh my Gosh, Lisa!!  THat is too funny.. Your tuppy fart, been there done that!! LOL  What my family would say is you queefed! LOL

When I was young I went on a fix-up date with my friends.  We went back to the apartment after dinner to play cards and when I went to sit down, yep out it came.  No one said a word. It was horrible. 

Oh... I love a good fart post!!!   

I don't think I have had an embarrassing moment.  I just plug my ears, so no one can hear it!!