religious Question OT

hey, guys, as some of you know I'm not the most religious person in town.  so here is a stupid question.  I just went to get MLM at his parents house, his mom is very religious but a little confused and sometimes, well always weird.  so she meets me at the door and is crying and throws her arms around me and says "the Second comming is here" and I"ve lost my salvation and so did my DD.  What the hell does that mean, she scared me. then her DH saw her and flipped out and told her to get the hell in the house.  OH< BOY,  I didnt' stay there very long.  so can you explain what that means?  thanks

Ok, I am a Christian and I think that is more of a mental issue than anything.

well that would make sence, but I was about to come home and pack?  she sounded like something had landed in the back yard...

As I understand it......the second coming is when Christ comes back to "judge" all of us.  The "Good" ones are taken to heaven and the "bad" ones (like me) are left here to endure all the tribulations.   Or something like that!  People have been looking for the Second Coming for years.  I wouldn't go pack YET!  Ha!  

Sounds like she might be a pickle shy of a cheeseburger??   Just my opinion........and I am FAARRR from being an expert in ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

oh, I know she's a pickle shy, every time I walk in there she gives me a hat to put on that smells like an ashtray.  NOT...  anyway, what does "Lost my salvation" mean?  I thought she was telling me she was raped? I"m like, you need to talk english?  I don't understand

Hmmm..how to explain that one...........You are "saved" when you believe in Christ, have faith that he will save your soul and forgive your sins..........I think.........   Maybe she's calling you a sinner??  But......I don't think I'd take it too personally.!!  Know what I mean?

ok, but why whould she say "SHE lost her salvation and so did her dd"?  she didn't say anything about me?

I'm still trying to figure out what MLM means???

MLM  is my little man  is the  young fella that   mammag  takes care of.

It sounds to me like she is confessing something to you that she feels was wrong and is obviously concerned that she will not be in the Lord's eye when the time comes.