PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

debz_58
on 11/21/08 7:45 am - Troy, ME

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast..
Knowing how gullible my sister is,
my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
inserted it into the turkey,
and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours
to convince her that turkeys lay eggs !!

 
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

tiggrpt
on 11/21/08 8:24 am - Sabattus, ME
This IS a joke right???  

Ruth                  "It's never to late to LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!"

   
debz_58
on 11/21/08 6:46 pm - Troy, ME

Yup...as far as I know it's a joke...

But then some of them blondes...ya just never know !! 

I rec'd it as an e-mail and just had to share !!

Enjoy your week~end ~

Kelly S.
on 11/21/08 9:03 am

OMG!! I have a sister in law that would totally work on!!  LOL  TOO funny.

debz_58
on 11/21/08 6:47 pm - Troy, ME

I have to admit...

I do think this would be TOO much fun to try on someone 

oceanlady
on 11/21/08 10:38 am - ME
  Too funny!!!  
micbrook
on 11/21/08 6:54 pm - Clifton, ME
RNY on 11/21/07 with
I  can  just see the face  lol  Have a great weekend all

Debz you  will have to try  harder to out do that lol

have a great day


 
 

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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