Four married guys go fishing...

After an hour, the following conversation took place...

First guy:  "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.  I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend." 

Second guy:  "That's nothing.  I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck for the pool." 

Third guy:  "Man, you both have it easy !!  I had to promise my wife that I'd remodel the entire kitchen for her." 

They continue fishing, when they realize that the fourth guy hasn't said a word, so they ask him..."You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend...what's the deal ??" 

Fourth guy:  "I just set my alarm for 5:30am...it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said..."fishing or sex"...and she said..."be sure to wear sun-block."