HOLY COW

     

Does gas weigh anything???

      

Ummmm yeah - they sell it by the lb!!!!

I have a friend who was indulging himself with a candlelight bath.....he had gas.....didn't want to to pass it in his bath water so he lifted his cheek....you guessed it....blew out the candle with the passing of his gas....bathroom went pitch dark.....his face was priceless when he came down over the stairs.....

   That is just tooo funny about putting the candle out .

Welcome to MY world!!  

FYI, gas don't weigh anything, I thought for sure I had lost 5 lbs last night.  I think instead of saline dr. put in gas.  All DAy my stomach sounded like I was starving, but in my intestines, even before Dr's appt.  It sounded like I had a leak when He put in the needle. pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!   well, off to try out my New Fill......