Girlie Wisdom
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...
she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't
know what you're doing...someone else usually does.
6. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
7. Sometimes I think I understand everything...and then I regain
consciousness.
8. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.
9. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it
shrinks 2 sizes!
10. Skinny people irritate me !! Especially when they say things like..."You know sometimes I forget to eat"...Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.
11. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about
nothing...and then they marry him.
12. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast...
Are they kidding ?? That's my idea of a perfect day!
LIVE SIMPLY...LAUGH OFTEN...LOVE DEEPLY
she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't
know what you're doing...someone else usually does.
6. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
7. Sometimes I think I understand everything...and then I regain
consciousness.
8. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.
9. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it
shrinks 2 sizes!
10. Skinny people irritate me !! Especially when they say things like..."You know sometimes I forget to eat"...Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.
11. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about
nothing...and then they marry him.
12. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast...
Are they kidding ?? That's my idea of a perfect day!
LIVE SIMPLY...LAUGH OFTEN...LOVE DEEPLY
Love this!!! 
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