Some men never learn...

debz_58
on 8/4/08 2:50 am - Troy, ME
   
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
Always right and the other is usually the husband.
 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
Kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. 
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of...
First: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always
Something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
 
When I arrived home one day,
I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
Scissors.
 
I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush...
"When you finish cutting the grass" I said,
"you might as well sweep the driveway."
 
The doctors say I will walk again,
but I will always have a limp.
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