I need to try something new

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Hoppy the > wonder > dog at Wal-Mart and was about to > check > out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an > elephant? So since I work at home, with little to do, on impulse, I told her > that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet > again. > Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital al > last > time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care > ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it > works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one > or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is  nutritionally > complete so I was going to try it again. > (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now > enthralled with my story.) > > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food > poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish > Setter's > ass and a car hit us both. > > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was > laughing so hard! > > WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore Just a joke, sorry if I had you.....Have a great day. > > >

LOL ,,, CHERYL ----- WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU!!!!!! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH   I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU TO MAKE ME SMILE  You would fit right in with my dad we go to a restaurant and when they ask how many he will come up with some number in the 20's or higher when really there is only 8 or less. Just last weekend we went to Ruby Tuesday and when we sat down he told our waitress that we were the Kennedy's from Cape Cod,,,,Linda

         YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheryl watch out for those pink poodles. You are just toooo funny I had tears from laughing so hard. Funny thing is I can just hear my brother saying that to somebody. He absolutely would. Thanks for the laugh

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG Cheryl that is hysterical!!!  I love your stories!!  thank you for the laugh ~ needed one.