Missing Husband?
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
Rick has been missing since Friday.