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Subject: Fw: FW: Tom Brady and God
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Patriot's flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Purple & Black sidewalk, a 50
foot tall flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag, and in every
window, a Ravens towel.
Tom looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I
even won a few Super bowls."
God said, "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Ray's house, it's mine."
GO RAVENS!
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Patriot's flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Purple & Black sidewalk, a 50
foot tall flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag, and in every
window, a Ravens towel.
Tom looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I
even won a few Super bowls."
God said, "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Ray's house, it's mine."
GO RAVENS!
good one, Darla! I'd like to contribute with this little diddy:
A guy keeps going to the Steelers' ticket window asking for playoff tickets. He did this every day for a week. Finally, the ticket person told him, "Sir, the Steelers did not make the playoffs." The guy replied, "I know, I drove all the way from Arizona just to hear you say that."
Hi, ALL, I saw that, last week, too, really funny! We have to win this game, Saturday night, just to get back at Indianappolis for taking our COLTS name!!! Sure wish some of you OH'ers were coming "down the ocean" for the game! It's awfully cold here! My husband keeps telling me, "Spring is coming". So I've heard, but want to see and feel it!
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