TUESDAY'S THANKSGIVING TICKLE

How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out

GORT!!!!!  Sniggle!!!!!

This is an oldie but goodie. Always gives me a giggle!

How did you know how my Thanksgiving is going to be? LOL

Thanks for the giggle.

Substitute wine for the whiskey and I'm all over it!  LOL!!

Red Red Wine - You make me feel so fine!

LOL

Sounds like the way I make fruit cake.

B -

That reminds me of one of my fave Mother Goose & Grim holiday cartoons:

"If Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, then what the HELL is fruitcake???"