I've been gone...

Sorry I have been missing from the forum... 

I did bring you a funny to make up for it:


THINGS TO PONDER 

 · I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most 
 people die of natural causes. 
 
 · There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 
 
 · Life is sexually transmitted. 
 
 · Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 
 
 · The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 
 
 · Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals 
 dying of nothing. 
 
 · Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one 
 talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? 
 
 · Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.     · They make lots of beer in Wisconsin. Kraft makes its cheese in Wisconsin. Did you ever wonder how they came up with the name "Cheese Whiz?"
 · All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no 
 attention to criticism. 
 
 · In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the 
 world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 

 · How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes 
 a whole box to start a campfire? 
 
 · Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll 
 squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?' 
 
 · If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about  him? 
 
 · If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from 
 vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 

 · Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 
 
 · Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive > faster? 
 
 · Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 

You definitely made up for it!  Tia is still making me pay for being absent from 04/07 to today!

Yeah, but Jenn's safe, she last peeked in on the 13th!!!!!

LOL!!!  thanks, Jenn!!!  Glad to see you back!!  How's things?  How's your Dad?


Hugs,

Tia

My dad is doing well.  He will be back to work on Monday.  He's healing nicely.  Mom and Dad bought an Acadia this weekend.  Fancy smancy!  It has a back up camera, etc.  I told Mom I was lucky my car has reverse!  LOL

Nice ride!!!  I'm glad to hear he's healing well!!!  Each time I buy a new car, I make sure it has exactly what I want.  When I was married, my ex didn't even want me to get a car with a/c - said it was a waste of money.  Hmmm......yet another reason I'm glad he's my ex!!!  LOL!!!

A/C a waste of money???  that's when I get rid of a car.  If the A/C breaks, it's out of here!  LOL

A-MEN!!

Welcome back and thats some great reading and thinking stuff you have here....Glad your dad is doing better....

                                                                                                                      Julie