is there anything you've always wanted to know and was afraid to ask?

Like, why do men have nipples?  Certainly they didn't pierce them in the caveman days?

Ask away - and anyone who has the answers - fire away!!!

O M G!!!  You are nucking futs!!!

Man nipples?  Let me give this some thought....

In the meantime....

What, exactly, is the purpose of mice and flies?  I mean, I understand their positions in the food chain, but really, why did God create something that we then set out to kill?

And......where do flies go in the winter?  Palm Springs??

did you know that men can nurse babies too?

"I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?" 
Robert DeNiro to Ben Stiller in "Meet the Parents"

I didn't think they could lactate?  Unless you're talking about that woman who became a pregnant man?

supply and demand... and of course hormones help but they have all the necessary equipment.

milk is just specialized sweat.   it's just like a woman who's never been pregnant or given birth nursing...


that's done too.

Some women who give birth can't lactate...  it's just not fair.

I've met one or two but then i've also helped adoptive mom's nurse using something called a Lact-aid nursing trainer (a bag of breast milk or formula is worn on the body between the breasts.  the nipple for the lact-aid is attached to the mothers nipple... when she nurses the baby s/he gets formula/breast milk from the lact-aid and stimulates the mother's breast to produce milk.

it works.

BTW i'm a retired La Leche League Leader....

I'm one.  Thirteen years ago, they didn't have any help for me.  :(  I think they are decoration only for me.  LOL

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