What is the dumbest thing
Okay, I had one this weekend:
While on the way to Chuck E. Cheese with my grandson, my stomach flipped. For those of you post-op you know about dumping. Well this is only the 2nd time since surgery I've dumped. I was driving and I knew I had to get to the bathroom. I am on this long road with nothing in sight and just keep telling myself, there is a new Royal Farms up the road I can make it, I can make it. Drive past one station and get to the Royal Farms, well it's so new it's not even open. Make a U-Turn and go back to the station I passed. Get out of the car and walk into the store only to find the ladies bathroom occupied by a woman and children. So there I stand outside the bathroom door knowing that I'm going to loose it in the floor. A man walks out of the men's room and I decide I can't hold it anymore. I barely get into the men's room and all hell breaks loose. I don't even get a chance to put the seat down. So I finally get a chance to breath after all is said and done and I look up and there is a man staring me straight in my eyes.
The door didn't lock. I know I was red in the face. But at that point, what can you do. I finished my business and passed him on the way out and told him to watch out for that door, because it doesn't lock. Only in my world!!!!
While on the way to Chuck E. Cheese with my grandson, my stomach flipped. For those of you post-op you know about dumping. Well this is only the 2nd time since surgery I've dumped. I was driving and I knew I had to get to the bathroom. I am on this long road with nothing in sight and just keep telling myself, there is a new Royal Farms up the road I can make it, I can make it. Drive past one station and get to the Royal Farms, well it's so new it's not even open. Make a U-Turn and go back to the station I passed. Get out of the car and walk into the store only to find the ladies bathroom occupied by a woman and children. So there I stand outside the bathroom door knowing that I'm going to loose it in the floor. A man walks out of the men's room and I decide I can't hold it anymore. I barely get into the men's room and all hell breaks loose. I don't even get a chance to put the seat down. So I finally get a chance to breath after all is said and done and I look up and there is a man staring me straight in my eyes.
The door didn't lock. I know I was red in the face. But at that point, what can you do. I finished my business and passed him on the way out and told him to watch out for that door, because it doesn't lock. Only in my world!!!!
Lisa Z.
When we believe, all things are possible!
i was five.
i asked to jump off the lifeguard stand like the other kids and was allowed to do it ONCE
I asked again and I was told no.
I got caught.
it's traumatized me for life... I'm nearly 50 and still remember getting yelled at.
i asked to jump off the lifeguard stand like the other kids and was allowed to do it ONCE
I asked again and I was told no.
I got caught.
it's traumatized me for life... I'm nearly 50 and still remember getting yelled at.
Nessa
Ticker is from Day of Surgery.. weight goal is personal preference as I've MET my doctor's goal
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HG/SW/CW/GW
286/253/150/151
Ticker is from Day of Surgery.. weight goal is personal preference as I've MET my doctor's goal
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HG/SW/CW/GW
286/253/150/151
I think the dumbest thing was whenI took my mom to OC and took her into Roses. It was almost Halloween I grabbed a scary mask and slipped it on. She turned around and looked at me and let out a squeak and I started laughing so hard pee ran down my leg and a puddle formed on the floor I had to go tell someone that I had an accident on the floor. It was the dumbest thing because at that point the man looked at me like I was crazy and oh yea my pants were soaked.......So no hiding who dun it........
Julie
Julie
Loser's visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.
Mom I hope you rest in Peace knowing that you were loved and will be missed. Keep love alive in your
heart as I know I will. You are now an 
and I know you will be looking down on us from above......... I am OK.......
Mom I hope you rest in Peace knowing that you were loved and will be missed. Keep love alive in your
heart as I know I will. You are now an and I know you will be looking down on us from above......... I am OK.......
The dumbest thing I ever SAID - I can't remember dumb doings because that'd be when I'm drunk on my ass.
In a group of coworkers at a previous job years ago - we were walking across the street - and we noticed a streetwalker on the corner.
Well, the one hoity toity woman said that that woman isn't going to get anywhere in life.
I replied, she will go down.
In a group of coworkers at a previous job years ago - we were walking across the street - and we noticed a streetwalker on the corner.
Well, the one hoity toity woman said that that woman isn't going to get anywhere in life.
I replied, she will go down.
Oh my - I have lots of dumb stories. My husband can't imagine how someone with so many initials after their name could be so dumb.
Most of my dumb stories probably wouldn't sound so funny written out but heres one:
It was the summer after we graduated college and we were getting carpet for a house we were renting in Baltimore.
We pulled up to the carpet store and there was a big sign that said "ORIENTALS - 25% OFF"
I was like WTF - that's like reverse discrimination..... How can you give orientals 25% off and not everyone else - what about jews or catholics etc".
My roommates still can't believe I said that!!!!
hehe
E
Most of my dumb stories probably wouldn't sound so funny written out but heres one:
It was the summer after we graduated college and we were getting carpet for a house we were renting in Baltimore.
We pulled up to the carpet store and there was a big sign that said "ORIENTALS - 25% OFF"
I was like WTF - that's like reverse discrimination..... How can you give orientals 25% off and not everyone else - what about jews or catholics etc".
My roommates still can't believe I said that!!!!
hehe
E
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