A Funny for Today

Sugar Free Candy
on 2/3/09 12:06 am - VA
To my darling husband,
 
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.    

Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.  

The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.  

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will  forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.  

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.  

Your loving wife.
XOXOX
 
 
 

  
PS Your girlfriend called.

 

ItsMeRen
on 2/3/09 12:10 am - Baltimore, MD
Too funny!
"The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!" 

    
        
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on 2/3/09 12:13 am - Middle River, MD
Cira S.
on 2/3/09 12:43 am - Charles Town , WV

I am who I am and accept my feelings wholeheartedly.
Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.

Cira 249/144.0 current/goal 154/ 5'3" 10 lbs below my Dr's goal
100Cira-1.jpg picture by negra266

(deactivated member)
on 2/3/09 1:13 am - Hagerstown, MD
oh i can think of a few people to send this too.....I bet Tia can too ;)
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