WOULD YOU LIKE GRAVY WITH THAT???
Okay, since Angie's pregnant turkey story is still eliciting laughs, I thought I'd share an oldie but a goodie!!
When my brother was little, he called a certain part of his anatomy his "turkey." We stil, to this day, do NOT know where the name came from!! But that's what he called it. Additionally, the zipper on his pants and the opening in the front of his Underoos was called the "turkey chute." I swear to God - I'm good, but I cannot make this kind of stuff up!!!
Anyway, several years ago at Thanksgiving, while my prim, proper and prissy Grandmother was still alive, my father says to my brother, "Would you put some gravy on my turkey?" Well, I lost it, but still managed to sputter, "But Dad, gravy will BURN your turkey!!!" my brother laughed until I thought he was going to burst, and my parents, knowing full well what they had walked right into, just shook their heads and rolled their eyes, while Grandma said, "What? What'd I miss?"
Oh, it was fun explaining THAT one!!! So now, every year, my brother and I lose it like silly asses when someone asks for gravy on their turkey!!!!!!!
Gobble!!
Tia
When my brother was little, he called a certain part of his anatomy his "turkey." We stil, to this day, do NOT know where the name came from!! But that's what he called it. Additionally, the zipper on his pants and the opening in the front of his Underoos was called the "turkey chute." I swear to God - I'm good, but I cannot make this kind of stuff up!!!
Anyway, several years ago at Thanksgiving, while my prim, proper and prissy Grandmother was still alive, my father says to my brother, "Would you put some gravy on my turkey?" Well, I lost it, but still managed to sputter, "But Dad, gravy will BURN your turkey!!!" my brother laughed until I thought he was going to burst, and my parents, knowing full well what they had walked right into, just shook their heads and rolled their eyes, while Grandma said, "What? What'd I miss?"
Oh, it was fun explaining THAT one!!! So now, every year, my brother and I lose it like silly asses when someone asks for gravy on their turkey!!!!!!!
Gobble!!
Tia
LOL!!! Actually, my parents have learned now to, as Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie says in Christmas Vacation, "Just ride it out and let us finish!!!" The problem is, we NEVER run out of steam!!!
God knows I dearly love my Mom, but she's thankfully unaware of some things. BUT.....last summer, she saw a t-shirt on the boardwalk in OC and said to me, "What does M.I.L.F. mean?"
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I only told her she didn't want to know!!!!! LOL!!!
T
God knows I dearly love my Mom, but she's thankfully unaware of some things. BUT.....last summer, she saw a t-shirt on the boardwalk in OC and said to me, "What does M.I.L.F. mean?"
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I only told her she didn't want to know!!!!! LOL!!!
T
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