AARON!!!
A bunch of us got together from the club where I worked and our cook was gay so about 20 of us went to the ren fest and of course we got to drinking and they started fussin at each other and Bob hauled off and ***** slapped his boyfriend and with me being a good ole boy I got to laughin and they asked me why I was laughin and I told them you guy's need to learn how to hit and then they both got to laughin so it all turned out well anyway and they kissed and made up Lol.