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Great question, Kristen!


My ultimate goal...if I didn't have to worry about the financial side of the house....is to be the bass guitarist for Sting's band.  I think that job would be so damn cool.  Now keep in mind that I've never picked up a guitar in my life...but in my fantasy world, I am an expert guitarist rockin' the stage in his band.

For a more realistic goal, I'd love to be a professional baker.  I am an awesome cook, and I adore baking, so it would be an easy transition for me, and I think I'd be pretty great at it.

Now I can be a mean cook but I can't make my way out of a wet paper bag when it coming to baking, I KILL A BOX CAKE! LMAO

A lot of good being a really good baker does me right now.  I can bake it...but I can't eat it.   It's good that I have my husband and co-workers likes my delicious bakery products.


I'm a great cook, but I can't make potato salad if the world depended on it.

You show me how to make muffins and you will be a wiz at making potato salad.  My Italian potato salad ROCKS!

Sting is the bass guitarist in Sting's band.

But see, if I played bass in his band, I could stand behind him while he sang as the frontman, and I could stare at his butt all of the time.

I do have my ulterior motives. 

I WANT TO BE FILTHY STINKING RICH!!!!!!!!!!! SO I CAN TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD. ( PROBALY WON'T HAPPEN). 2ND OPTION: TO BECOME A RN IN LABOR AND DELIVERY. WE SHALL SEE, LOL

Now I don't know why I forgot all about travelling.   I have a passport with a few stamps on it, but I'd love to turn it in in ten years (when it expires) with all of the pages stamped from all kinds of exoctic, foreign places.  Yep, that'd be awesome!

Seriously, I'd be a genetic engineer.  Dreaming, I'd be a professional multi-millionaire traveler.  Realistically, when I pop out this baby I'm getting my freelance accounting business started!

 A veterinarian.   Organic chemistry kicked my butt in undergrad so my GPA was too low for me to be a top contender for Vet schools.  

If not that then a professional beach bum  :o)