DAN
You poor thing, Drink some fluid and sorry you are so red, I am brown today.
I wish he would let me show you how RED he is, OMG!
NEW TREATMENT FOR SUNBURN
>
> A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
> sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and
> was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
>
> With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was
> in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
> electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse,
> who was rather astounded , asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him,
> Doctor'?
> The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll
> keep the sheets off his legs.'

I wish he would let me show you how RED he is, OMG!
NEW TREATMENT FOR SUNBURN
>
> A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
> sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and
> was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
>
> With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was
> in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
> electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse,
> who was rather astounded , asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him,
> Doctor'?
> The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll
> keep the sheets off his legs.'