Never Argue With A Woman
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Never Argue with a Woman
> >
> > One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
> > and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
> > decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
> > and reads her book.
> >
> > Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> > woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
> >
> > 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
> >
> > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
> >
> > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
> >
> > 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> > start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
> >
> > 'For reading a book?' she replies.
> >
> > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
> >
> > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
> >
> > 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> > start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
> >
> > 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
> > says the woman.
> >
> > 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
> >
> > 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> > could start at any moment.'
> >
> > 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
> >
> >
> > MORAL: Never argue with a woman *****ads. It's likely she can
> > also think.
Never Argue with a Woman
> >
> > One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
> > and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
> > decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
> > and reads her book.
> >
> > Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> > woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
> >
> > 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
> >
> > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
> >
> > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
> >
> > 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> > start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
> >
> > 'For reading a book?' she replies.
> >
> > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
> >
> > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
> >
> > 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> > start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
> >
> > 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
> > says the woman.
> >
> > 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
> >
> > 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> > could start at any moment.'
> >
> > 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
> >
> >
> > MORAL: Never argue with a woman *****ads. It's likely she can
> > also think. 
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