O/T Saturday's Funny!

Cira S.
on 7/5/08 5:17 am - Charles Town , WV

Girls' Night Out Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives; however, they had gotten over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. The first one fumbled in her purse for a Kleenex but found she had nothing to wipe herself with, so she took off her panties and used them. Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but she was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon, so she proceeded to use that. After they were finished with their business, they proceeded to weave their way home. The next day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, very hung over. He phoned the other husband and said, "I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties on." "That's nothing,'' said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... ''FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.''

I am who I am and accept my feelings wholeheartedly.
Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.

Cira 249/144.0 current/goal 154/ 5'3" 10 lbs below my Dr's goal
100Cira-1.jpg picture by negra266

THERESAMARIE
on 7/5/08 9:57 am
ROFLMAO!!!!  I love it!  Where do you find these, they are so good!!!  Needed a good laugh!!!!Thanks


Taking the Journey One Day at a Time!Terri

        
Cira S.
on 7/5/08 1:46 pm - Charles Town , WV
My friend emailed it to me! I loved it I also needed the laugh when I read this.   Glad you had a good laugh. Hugs,

I am who I am and accept my feelings wholeheartedly.
Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.

Cira 249/144.0 current/goal 154/ 5'3" 10 lbs below my Dr's goal
100Cira-1.jpg picture by negra266

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