O/T Manual not included
MANUAL NOT INCLUDED
Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some
tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.
So what do I do first? His father replied, "Take her clothes off and
lay her on the bed." 5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again.
"She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?" His father can't believe
what he is hearing,
"Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.
"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?" His dad's
patience is now running thin so he says, "**** son! Do I have to spell
everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Goodnight!!!
"Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone
once again. "Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"
"DROWN YOURSELF, YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!
I am who I am and accept my feelings wholeheartedly.
Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.
Cira 249/144.0 current/goal 154/ 5'3" 10 lbs below my Dr's goal
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