3 THINGS FOR MONDAY!!!

Ummmm yeah you did say that and great minds think a like!

LOL Yeah well a great dirty mind is a horrible thing to waste! :-)

If you guys want to get "into" something I can give you the number of the guy I met this weekend...LOL Ever watch Sex in the City, when Charlotte met that gy who practically licked her face...yep..that was the dude I met.... I really need to stick to the Italian boys...lol

Jen - He didn't PRACTICALLY lick her face, he DID lick her face!!! "You're a bad kisser!"  "What?  I'm known for my kisses!" Yeah, I'm a SATC-aholic!!!! Tia

Girl...he was all over the place; he could not kiss to save his life and to tell you the truth, french kissing on the 1st date, I swear...his tongue was all over my cheek...LOL, all that ran through my mind was Charlotte in that scene...besides as soon as he said he liked to gamble and his goal was to be a professional billards player....the lil Jen in me said "run away, jen. run away!"  And so I did...

Here, Jen!  Handing you a tissue!!  ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good for you for listening to lil Jen.  The old Tia would've thought he was charming and would've settled because I didn't think I could get anything better.  The new, still working on improvements Tia thinks that I deserve better and won't settle for less.   BESIDES, IF HE'S THIS SLOPPY KISSING, IMAGINE WHAT SEX IS LIKE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tia

OMG...probably would not have been able to find slot V...LOL  damn I crack myself up

You know, the really sad thing is, regardless of what kind of 'tard they are, they ALWAYS can find Slot V!!!  It's like they have radar or something!!!  Not saying it would be a pleasant experience, but....... And trust me when I tell you that I used to think bad sex is better than no sex - SO NOT TRUE!!!! Tia

I'm in.  I'm going to the beach on Thursday for the day but will be home in time for BC.  I have somewhere to take you on Saturday.  It will be a hoot.