Help.... Help...

I have a monkey on my shoulder.... I have a squirrel in my tummy...... No wonder I am gaining weight.... I have a zoo growing out of me!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL..LOL

YOU ARE WAY TO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE!  YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE FISH IN YOUR CHEST.  WHERE IS ALL YOU FRIENDS LIVING, REMEMBER IN THE NEST AND THE CAVE! NOW GO GET YOUR MONKEY! THAT WAS THE BEST HOSPITAL SUPPORT MEETING I HAVE EVER BEEN TOO. DOES YOUR LEG HURT FROM ME HITTING YOU ALL NIGHT?
HUGS KRISTEN Oh I am sorry I love you "sexy" DAN!

Hey, how ya doin?  Remember me from the last support group meeting, one of the new girls there.  Anyway how are ya?   When are the group meetings at the hospital?  Hope all is well and I will see you at the next meeting. Margie

I should have told her last night, maybe she should  introduced your Monkey to your Squirrel!   That would get the monkey off her back, yes?

Oh one more thing Dan while it is on my mind, remember what Nancy (our NUT) said, "With your squirrel you need to protect your nuts". So make sure you are giving your Squirrel plenty of nuts.  I don't think I have a squirrel or maybe now I do, but before it was like a whale in there.

Oh please...you are dealing with more squirrels..or is it nuts...then I am....btw...guess who is now my best friend.... you know who...seems like you talk about me to everybody...  is this somebody else I am going to be pimped out too...lol!!!!   oh my, is this the wrong forum..lol

Oh hell, who did I pimp you out too now?   LMAO Umm you are the one with for NUTS! no me!  I think I will give you my monkey next! You are the one yelling across the room that I pimp you out so if the shoe fits?

Where ma fitty dolla ho?

Wait a minute, Karen! right? I did tell Karen the story today about the meeting last night, she was laughing.

Not me baby!  Dan I love ya bud but it's not me.