Need support today

I can't stand the mushies and I have 2 days left.  I am ready to barf over these protein shakes. BLAH I have the need to crunch.  I even bit the corner of a crack last night and threw the rest of it away.  This SUCKS!  I even made my famous, double chocolate, strawberry mocha protein shake this morning and it is like hell choking this thing down! BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH I know I can do this it just SUCKS, it is not fair being 8 months out and this is the 4 time going back to mushies.  I HATE IT!

Before I get into this, reread the 2nd line - maybe that's part of the problem - you're trying to eat CRACK!!!!!  For the love of God, Kristen, you KNOW what drugs do to your brain!!!! LOL!!!!!  Sorry, I just COULDN'T resist!!! My gag reflex just kicked in reading the words "protein shake!"  I KNOW it bites, I know you've done it too many times to count already, but you can do two more days.  And really, what choice do you have?  Do you want to leave Gabby AGAIN when you have to go back in the hospital because you ate before you were supposed to?  I don't THINK so!!!   Do you like mashed cauliflower?  I know - GROSS, to a lot of people, but I have a great recipe (my own, of course), and it's nice and garlicky, if you can handle that!! Eat those popsicles!!!! Tia

Tia I am on the floor busting stitches as we speak, OMG!  See I was upset when I wrote this.  CRACKER!  LMAO! You know what I made myself feel good with this one! I am not even going to fix it, you know me by now! LOL I did the cauliflower and it smelled like butt, sorry folk I could not do it. I put cheese in it, maybe that will be lunch today. Hugs Kristen

Do you have any sugar free popsicles or Jello? or how about the protein bullets?

Lova ya Darla BUT I am so over the bullets and just threw up in my mouth typing this.  I am tired of popsicles already and my pouch is hating jello.  I guess I better get some crack! LOL

Yes, cauliflower smells like butt, but in my opinion, protein shakes TASTE like butt!!! Overcook it, ma**** with a fork, add a little butter, a little cream cheese, some garlic salt and some parm cheese and mix it up. Now it smells like garlic butt, but it tastes good!!!!   Work with me here!!! T

I am working it girl, I will try it again for lunch and add some garlic, I put it in the food processor last night. Thanks baby

OMG, I nearly spit my drink out as I was reading your first post. I'm on day 2 of liquids and all I could think is if she's eating crack, WTH am I gonna be chewing on in 2 weeks?

I feel for you. Hopefully 2 days goes by real fast!

Brandi You are on the roll girl, you can do it.  This is my 4th time, I know you can do this. Hugs Kristen

Poor girl!  Your pics cracked me up tho!!   I wanted to suggest one thing that saved my life during my mushies time.  I know people say no no no you can't have mashed potatoes but my nutritionist and dr had no problems with it.  I had mashed potatoes with melted cheese in it. Also I would over cook the broccoli florettes and mash them with cheese and mash potatoes it was the bomb!   I hope this helps. Just a few more days...